March 2011
2 posts
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H A P P Y  B I R T H D A Y  A L Y S S A ! ! !  :DDD
Mar 13th
I hate Mr. Desideri.
Soo, mah history teacher goes outside and starts screaming over the phone, I tell the kid next to me just imagine if he is like talking to a ex prostitute who found out she had a STD, all of a sudden he starts yelling: “WHAT?!?! YOUR KIDDING.” “THERES NO REFUND?!” “YOU NEED ME TO DO WHAT?!?!” “Nooo. I AM NOT PAYING THAT LARGE OF A HOSPITAL FEE,...
Mar 4th
February 2011
5 posts
On Omegle. :D
You: I'M SOOO MAJESTIC.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: milf.
You: woops i ment milk
You: . . .
Stranger: m or f?
You: bb.
You: FOR BOUNCY BAWLZ.
Stranger: age?
You: 69 . . .
You: woops i ment 96 . . .
Feb 13th
unity!
Going to unity tonight, can’t wait, local heavy metal bands :), sounds good to me :D
Feb 12th
Feb 9th
Sick ):
Throwing up every hour is lovely. D: why am i posting this on tumblr???
Feb 8th
I just told some bitch on FB
jamesmasho-: kendalls-magnificent-erection: She said: OMG LOL THIS IS SO AWESOME, I GOT TICKETS TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER. OMG OMG!!! XOXO KISSES AND HUGS. JB YOUR AWESOME I said: Nigga, yo bitch ass best be unfriending me. Because I do not approve of yo grammar.  ITS FUCKING YOU’RE NOT YOUR! LEARN BITCH LEARN! HAHAHAHA xD Dude…THATS MAH GIRL. XD You tell that bieber loving bitch!!! :D
Feb 3rd
January 2011
19 posts
Jan 25th
“FAFADUCK!”
Jan 24th
Jan 23rd
1 note
I'm going to make a rave song...its gunna go...
*uns uns uns uns* TACOSTACOSTACOSTACOS…..BEANS….BEANS….TA TA TA TA TA TACOS….TACOSTACOOS….WHATS WHATS WHATS WHATS WHATS WHATS THIS…..A BEAN BURRITO… fail.
Jan 23rd
FAAAACK.
Don’t let him ruin your day. Hes a waste and he doesn’t know what he’s missing out on. Fuck you caleb for breaking my sisters heart. ):
Jan 22nd
AOCDRNDICG TO RSCHEEARCH AT CMABRIGDE UINERVTISY,...
O YEAH I SAW THIS ON THE BACK OF A ENERGY DRINK BOTTLE.! XD
Jan 22nd
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I Don't Want to Rush.
All my friends, including me, are talking about how excited they are for high school. I’m excited for high school, but if I could ask for one thing, I would want to be 4 years old. Everyones in a rush so they want to grow up so they do that by smoking or other shitt…. But why rush? Take it sloww, I’m done with the rush, life isn’t a race.
Jan 19th
That was such a whiny teenager post. What the...
heresthething-imnotveryrbright: PEOPLE GETTING PUNCHED!!!!
Jan 18th
AHHH, WHY LITTLE SCOTLAND KID! WHYYY?!
Only me and sadie know. nuff said…. :/
Jan 16th
Conversations on Omegle :)
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You: GODDAMN PUMPERNICKLE!
Stranger: tastes like shit!!!
You: actually...i kinda like pumpernickle...
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You: it taste like febreeze :)
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Jan 16th
Jan 16th
Jan 16th
Jan 16th
Baah.
Sleepover with sadie… ADD RANT: i like whales but only from narnia, narwalls to… have you ever thought if narwalls were from narnia…? i mean it kinda crossed my mind…and if wales were from wales… They had some sort of…holliday… dedicated called…. waleAday :D yeah…and we all celebrated by wearing sandals with socks! And we wore…backpacks...
Jan 16th
“I have to break something to you…I have WooMee…”
– Sadie and I on omegle
Jan 2nd
Jan 2nd
Jan 2nd
Interesting convos on omegle with sadie xD
You: MOTHER I'M DYING.
You: CALL THE DOCTOR.
You: I....I......
Stranger: OHMYGOSH! I'M ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW CHILD!
You: COME.....CLOSER.....
You: CLOSER....
You: I SEEE..... L I G H T...
You: I FEEL LIKE...I'M......
You: *whispers*
You: dying...
Stranger: AWWWWHHH.
You: PLEASE TELL THEM...I LOVE THEM, WHEN I'M GONE....
Stranger: ok..?
You: MOTHER...I THINK..... I HAVE YOUR BABBIES.
Jan 1st
Jan 1st